Total Medals Earned: 410 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,985 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 6/19 (70/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)
View the credits
Restart 100 times in one level
Beat level 18
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths